a story! sick!

i am not good at telling random stories but here goes!

this really did happened to one of my dads worker(names cant be mention,i am not gona face sue for this).(his race cant be mention as well,so that i wont be call a racist)(lets just name him,mr butt face)

so 1 day,mr butt face was driving home (i cant name the state he is living in,i dont wana be sued)with his brother (cant be named as well,u know the reason. so,lets call him mr cock face).as all the horror stories goes,obviously they are driving in the middle of the night (about 2am to be exact). they were hungry and tired and was searching for a place to rest n eat before continuing their journey back home.

as all lame stories goes,they found a place beside the road. kedai warung to be exact. not only 1,but afew kedai warung.like all hawker place in our country(i cant name the country,idont wana be patriotic),tons of people were there downing the noodles,burger,fried rice,choco milk shake,air limau nipis,and goreng pisang,chattering and laughing all the way.

so,our mr butt face and mr cock face didnt find anything suspecious eventhough it was 2am. they went to the place,sat down n try to make themselves comfortable among the noisy crowd.our mr butt face ordered fried noodles,tea o ice,and our mr cock face ordered bihun soup and choco milk shake.the were hungry,so,they just glup down the whole thing,and continue on their journey,felt nothing wrong,went home,slept!

next morning,our friend,mr butt face left his handphone(in america,they call it cellphone,and locally,they called it handset) at the hawker store from last night.so,mt butt face drag mr cock face into the car and they drove about 3 hours to get to the exact place where the hawker stores was.found mr butt face's handphone/cellphone/handset under a dried coconut shell (tempurung,as they call it locally) and ask they villagers staying nearby,when will the hawker store be open.because they were hungry after the long drive. the man(name cant be mention to protect the innocent) told them that the hawker store they at last night was run by.............(if u dont know what i mean,its ghost,or penunggu,or puntianak,or kuntilanak or supernatural stuff,or wad ever u wana call it).

mr butt face and mr cock face felt sick into their stomach immediatelly,puke out. and imagine what did they puke out? WORMS!! they fucking ate worms yesterday night!!

moral of the story,dont name urself mr butt face and mr cock face.

end!!
written by,
eunice lee!

p.s. dont sue me if i did said something offensive. thx!